A SCENT
OF BABY POWDER
Every Sunday
morning, my brother and I went to church with Miss Aggie, the short, plump,
fair-skinned, freckled neighborhood religious devotee. She bustled everywhere
in a perky little waddle like Wiggles, our well-fed Pom-Pek, with its vigorously
wagging tail. Her entire face was
crisscrossed with wrinkles, but was
neither drawn nor sunken, so you couldn’t tell her exact
age. Our guess was sixtyish. When she
smiled, her amply padded cheekbones became more prominent, her ebony eyes
beadier, her crow’s feet more deeply creased. Her coarse, glossy, bone straight hair framed
her face in a blunt Amerindian cut that hid her ears and forehead with neither a
bounce nor a bang. Either she had the
blackest hair I had ever seen or used “a good dye” as Mother observed. She smelled
of the Johnson’s baby powder she dusted like flour-coating on her already mottled
neck, chest, and wrinkled cleavage.
Miss Aggie
lived alone and spent much of her time going to, in or coming from church, attending
prayer
meetings, pilgrimages and funerals. She only had to hear of a death to exclaim, "Dios Mio! Choko se murió! Mamacita, lewwe go!”
When Mother
politely declined, Miss Aggie would pass by afterward to announce gleefully,
"Paulina, girl, you miss a nice funeral! Everybody was there!"
She loved Fr.
Fennessey, whom she called "me boy.” She
baked bread for him every Saturday. Childless and many years a widow, Miss Aggie still
wore nothing but mourning black with fake pearls and matching lace mantilla
about her neck, instantly identifying her as a “porto l’église,” first in
church and last to leave. She carried a lined, black macramé old-lady handbag
with round, clear-varnished, wooden handle. It bulged with her indispensables -- house-keys,
mints, handkerchief knotted with collection money, chaplet, crucifix, well-worn
novena booklet, Missal, her very own bottle of Holy Water, and always some religious
paraphernalia for Father to bless.
She said her biggest
pet peeve was the Jehovah’s Witnesses who came door to door. “They think they
could sell enough book to get into heaven? Is not so it does work, you know!” Another was what she called “the C and E
crowd” – those who attended mass only at Christmas and Easter, but “full up the
pews before the regular churchgoers could reach.” So every Sunday morning, without fail, she took
us to Mass to save us from becoming C and Es.
Mother was only too glad to surrender us
into her keeping. In church, she mouthed every word of the Mass along with
Father, even the Latin parts. We
dreaded Sundays which brought us her wet kisses, smothering busty hugs, sweaty
little palms gripping ours, and above all merciless pinches if we giggled,
yawned, or mispronounced something. Her annoyingly high-pitched voice would screech,
"Is ‘who art in hea-ven’ not ‘waaart in hevv’n’!” We just
knew she’d be up there nagging the angels, saints, and all the faithful
departed. We unanimously opted for the other place.
©KPLewis (Kalypsoul)
06.19.2009
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